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Post by Kimmy on Dec 20, 2010 10:35:27 GMT
It was so hot in the mansion last night I opened the all the French doors and conservatory windows and doors to cool things down. After a few minutes I could hear talking outside and two of my night security staff who patrol the grounds were standing next to the doors trying to get warm. Of course I immediately closed the doors and windows and had to suffer the heat until the butler had turned the heating down. So this morning two security staff got their cards but not Christmas cards.
I shall now have to advertise for some more security staff. If its anything like last time two jobs 3,000 applicants.
If you are interested PM me.
Job description. 12 hour shifts. 6am to 6 pm. 6 pm to 6 am. Six days a week. 7 full days holiday a year. Time and 1/24th Bank Holidays. Two 15 minute breaks during your shift. No pension or sick pay. Clocking on and clocking off. 1 minute late or clocking off 1 minute early loses a days pay. The cost of your security uniform will be deducted weekly from your pay. £3.01p per hour. Yes £3.01 per hour. Thats not a typing error. I pay that much because its cash in hand so you don't pay tax. I am all heart.
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Post by BC on Dec 20, 2010 11:14:45 GMT
There will be a queue from there to Nottingham. ;D
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Post by Kimmy on Dec 20, 2010 11:47:10 GMT
There already is. ;D
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Post by Kimmy on Dec 20, 2010 16:12:41 GMT
Please no more applications. We are SNOWED under with them.
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Post by banger on Dec 20, 2010 21:37:42 GMT
“Being the generous employer is a great leveler. The day you think you have mastered the game, you will be made to pay for it the following day. ;D
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