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Post by banger on May 23, 2013 14:30:03 GMT
Put the pedal to the metal and lets go man go Did you get this Sat Nav from the Antiques Road Show The Getaway Car down the road it sped Into the canal was where the Sat Nav led Won 8/1
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Post by banger on May 24, 2013 13:26:39 GMT
Do you have visions of winning BGT With your name in lights for all to see Thoughts Of Stardom you may have had honey But you are not going to get in the race for the money
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Post by banger on May 25, 2013 13:53:48 GMT
I will try hard now to leave You with a puzzle to unweave If you was not Mystified Well you know at least I tried
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Post by banger on May 26, 2013 8:34:03 GMT
For Her Diamond Jubilee For every artist this must surely be A Special Portrait of the sixty years So lets toast the queen good health three cheers Non Runner
What can I say dear sister and brother I will look now to see if I can find another (Runner that is}
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Post by Kimmy on May 26, 2013 8:59:58 GMT
5:00 K.
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Post by banger on May 26, 2013 9:02:56 GMT
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Post by banger on May 26, 2013 11:38:23 GMT
If you can be this of the party No doubt it is you are still hale and hearty Did they all say you were the Life And Soul As you sock it to 'em with that rock and roll Won 8/13
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Post by banger on May 27, 2013 4:43:53 GMT
Born in Utah he became a thief In Bolivia he came to grief Leroy Parker his name he changed then Butch Cassidy he became Harry Longbaugh did the same and Sundance Kid was his nickname
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Post by liz on May 27, 2013 7:50:02 GMT
Leroy Parker (Butch Cassidy)
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Post by banger on May 27, 2013 8:16:26 GMT
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Post by banger on May 28, 2013 7:55:34 GMT
He would search for those with a price on their head In the wild west it could be alive or dead The Bounty Hunter in the United States today Is seeking bail jumpers to earn his pay
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Post by Kimmy on May 28, 2013 11:20:16 GMT
3:30 L.
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Post by banger on May 28, 2013 11:57:32 GMT
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Post by banger on May 29, 2013 9:41:46 GMT
To this do not turn your back Show that courage you do not lack If you stand square and Face The Problem There could be a most successful outcome
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Post by banger on May 30, 2013 8:17:48 GMT
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Post by liz on May 30, 2013 8:47:54 GMT
Atlantis City
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Post by banger on May 30, 2013 12:32:17 GMT
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Post by banger on Jun 1, 2013 8:33:19 GMT
You can find it in chocolate bars Or in the heavens among the stars Here comes Mars god of war Never raced this far before Hampered then hammered is what I saw
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Post by banger on Jun 2, 2013 9:12:49 GMT
As she walked the red carpet she wondered can it be true After all the nominations he will be coming to you The tears welled up in her eyes as her face turned an ashen grey Although she had been Up For An Oscar Her acceptance speech she has just thrown away
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Post by banger on Jun 3, 2013 11:54:59 GMT
Miss Tucker was once a red hot last Today Miss Tucker looks first class If you cried out Sophias Number One You were soon to see all hope was gone
Info Sophie Tucker (January 13, 1886 – February 9, 1966) was a Russian-born American singer, comedian, actress, and radio personality. Known for her stentorian delivery of comical and risqué songs, she was one of the most popular entertainers in America during the first half of the 20th century. She was widely known by the nickname "The Last of the Red Hot Mamas
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Post by banger on Jun 4, 2013 8:41:55 GMT
Sparkling it was in Agatha's case Kesselring had it with old lace The most Perfect Poison ever seen Must be Sir Walter Raleigh's nicotine
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Post by banger on Jun 5, 2013 9:38:02 GMT
Chalking pictures on the pavement, painting graffiti on the wall The pictures may look attractive, the graffiti not at all The Street Artist could be the con man with his three card trick Bet you could find the lady if only his hands were not so quick 2nd 10/11
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Post by banger on Jun 6, 2013 12:54:32 GMT
The Kiss by Rodin made me think Emin's bed what could be the link Both are billed as Quality Art I know for which me and money would part
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Post by banger on Jun 7, 2013 13:06:34 GMT
Be aware that this is the last performance That after this there will be an absence This could be my Swan Song winnings are getting no stronger Or should I try and carry on for a little while longer?
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Post by banger on Jun 8, 2013 12:33:01 GMT
Here once again and there I go Seeking a fortune from one to zero Lucky Numbers were my choice as you guessed While my competition selections went west Won 8/1
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Post by banger on Jun 9, 2013 8:37:57 GMT
From Belfast Docks to Lough Neagh It was once a busy waterway Lagan Canal Trust Restoration Could one day reopen the Lagan for navigation Won 9/4
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Post by Kimmy on Jun 9, 2013 9:15:19 GMT
5.30 P.
LC
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Post by banger on Jun 9, 2013 12:33:53 GMT
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Post by Kimmy on Jun 9, 2013 18:22:46 GMT
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Post by banger on Jun 10, 2013 8:16:13 GMT
A man devoted to style, neatness, fashion in dress Where you will find Desperate Dan no less To keep trim with a diet the Dandy will try Look now with horror at Dan's huge cow pie
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